The Clangaverse

The Clang-a-Verse Project

(The multiverse thru Clang-colored glasses)

Volume No. I

GDA Stored.

Alpha-Omega Bomb, Church of the 
A religion based on the Alpha-Omega Bomb worshipers as seen in Beneath the Planet of the Apes. The 23rd of EVERY month is the celebration of High Mass.

Clang-a-Cops
A police force formed to provide low-cost law enforcement services. Unfortunately, they turn out an awful lot like the Keystone Cops are were disbanded.

Clang-a-Care Health Care Inc.A low-cost health care service and insurance provider.

Clang-a-Corp Inc.
A large multinational/dimensional corporation founded by Clangador (circa 2005). The rest is classified as per Directive 39.

Clang-a-Gram
A telegram that can be sent almost anywhere in the Clangaverse.
See your local Clang-a-Gram office for more details.

Clang-a-Techs
A subdivision of Clang-a-Corp.
Clang-a-techs handle all technological matters concerning Clang-a-Corp, their subsidiaries and are also contracted th Clangluna.

Clangluna, The Empire of
Founded: 2005 (When The Wombat strapped Clangador to the nose of a Saturn V rocket and launched him to the Moon.)
Clangador, being the enterprising fellow he is, founded Clangluna and the rest *is* history.

Clang_Mart / C-Mart / Mini Clang_Mart
Slogan: Shop smart, shop Clang_Mart.
Mid-sized discount department store opened in October 23rd 2008 (on the second High Mass). For a listing of products known to be carried by Clang_Mart, CLICK HERE.

Clang's Corner
Clang's "Hobbit Hole" in Middle Earth...

de la Cuervo, Pepe
(Mopar's avatar in the Clang-a-verse)
Rank: Sergeant (Class IV Citizen of the CAV)
A mechwarrior recently arrived in the Clang-a-verse…

Dun'roam'in
Clang's residence near Tacoma, WA., early 21st century baseline Earth.

Fleshy-Headed Mutant, Order of the
A decoration awarded to those who have shown faithful service to the Empire of Clangluna and/or The Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb. Known holders include:
(1) Charlton Heston
(2) James Franciscus
(3) Moparmessiah

Guardian Data Archive (GDA)
A large space station used to collect and store an information index. May be accessed by anyone thru queries send by electronic medium or physical interface.

Heston, Charlton
October 4, 1923 – April 5, 2008
Savior of the Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb.
He destroyed many damn dirty apes.

High Mass
See Alpha-Omega Bomb, Church of the

League of Lunas (L.O.L.)
Founded: November 10th 2008
Due to the proliferation of Lunas here in the Mechwarrior Hall. . .
"I, Emperor Clangador of Clangluna, hereby found the League of Lunas. Anyone who owns a "Loona" Class Luna my join the L.O.L."
Note: Anyone can be nominated by a owner of a Luna to join under an ancillary membership.

Loona-Class Luna
Special Order Item Catalog number Lu-001.
A Loona-Class lunar Object. Approximate copies of the Earth's moon. Comes with many different options and color schemes. Requires an [DELETED FOR REASONS OF CLANGLUNAR IMPERIAL SECURITY] security clearance from both the Empire of Clangluna and Clang-a-Corp to order. Price negotiable depending on interested entities.

List of Loona-Class Lunas
Clangluna [Prototype (May have been destroyed)]
Moparluna
Achooluna
Coluna
QuixoteLuna
Wiiluna

Krossplanes, The City of
***FNORD***

Krossplanes Trans-dimensional (New & Used) Vehicle Dealership (Inc.)
CEO: William Sharpe
Located on the west side of Krossplanes, KTVD sells all forms of vehicles from horse-drawn carriages to starships, you will find your vehicle of choice here.

MaZe, The
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Omnivend 3000
An apparently regular (looking anyways) vending machine that dispenses a variety of strange food and beverage items.
(((LIST TO FOLLOW)))

Pimptastic Purple Pyrate, The
Clang claims it is a cloned version of him gone bad and taken up piracy.

Pseudo-war, The
In 2006 Clangluna declared war on Rizakistan due to international harassment from President Rizak of Rizakistan. Since that time, no real hostilities have taken place, but an official state of war does exist and hostilities could break out at any time.

Rizakistan
President for life Rizak the Really Horrible
Very mountainous country mostly devoted to poppy farming and invading Clangluna.

Storm, Xavier
Rank: Captain (Class III Citizen of the CAV)
B.O.B.'s avatar in the Clang-a-verse.
Starship Captain & Mechwarrior of great notoriety.

Storm (II), Xavier
Rank: Sergeant (Class IV Citizen of the CAV)
Mechwarrior recently transported to the Clang-a-verse.

Soylent Green
As taken from the 1973 movie Soylent Green starring the Heston.

UNIVAC
Universal Vacuum Tube Computer
The very best, most advanced vacuum-tube computer ever constructed (by Clang-a-Corp). It handles all the computational needs of The Empire of Clangluna. It is known to break down a lot, or just refuse to work, and spews out many irrational solutions to problems Emperor Clang poses to it. This is believed to be a result of the rat-brains co-processor that was installed, by the Clang-a-techs, in the Fall of 2007.

The END

The Clangaverse project (CAVP) is copyright 2008 Clang-a-Corp Inc. No Squids or penguins have been harmed (so far) in the making of this project. (In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead.)