Never be 1st Level Again!

That's right... with the Level~O~Matic you too can bypass that pesky "level 1" trap and go straight to being a complete "survivable" Player Character!

• Gain 2,000+ XP instantly, with no effort! 
• Amaze your friends, and make your enemies jealous! 
• Why languish in the ranks of the novice, when you can instantly be on your way to wealth & fame! 
• How much would you pay for something like this? 
• But wait, before you answer, look at what else you get! 
• If you order today, you get a bonus set of +1 arrows* and a nifty carrying case for them at no additional charge! 
• You even get a magic hand-held weapon of your choice... absolutely free! 
• But wait, the Clang-a-Corp Level~O~Matic is not sold in any store, only through this amazing magic-mirror offer! 
• But, this offer is only for a limited time, so act today! 
• Just send 200 GP and a lock of your hair to Judge Clangador, before midnight on the Summer Solstice and all this will be yours. 

*12 arrows, one-time-use only... 20 +1 sling bullets or 6 +1 darts can be substituted, please specify on your order scroll.

Offer void where prohibited, see DM's manual for restrictions & conditions, only good for one character per player, one use per character, not available in Greyhawk, offer may be revoked at any time, other terms and conditions subject to local laws and the whims of your Deity.